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"The Perfect Husband" as Example of Spoof Text

Posted by Memahami Teks Bahasa Inggris on 16 May 2011

This is another example of spoof text. This story is funny, humorous, and twisting. The story has unpredictable ending through organizing the tricky plot. Take a look!

The Perfect Husband?
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$80,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."



The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone is???!!!"

This example of spoof is taken from: www.cleanjoke.com/humor/The-Perfect-Husband.html

Blog, Updated at: 5/16/2011 02:07:00 PM

5 comments:

  1. makasih contoh text spoof nya :D
    quite entertaining :D

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  2. Hahahahaha... Gaya nya sok kaya... Padahal bukan hp dia....

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  3. Kaget banget waktu bilang "Siapa yang punya ni HP?" hahaha~

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  4. Ha ha ha..cool abiez itu si perfect husband..

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  5. he was impolite to hang up someone's call

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